At least make sure they are 18
Why
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
