David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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