That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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