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My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
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Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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