thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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