I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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