awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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