I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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