I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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