I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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