So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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