apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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