No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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