me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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