Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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