So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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