David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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