bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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