so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Randomize
