If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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