I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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