wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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