and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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