Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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