doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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