yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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