Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
His hands were made for my vagina.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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