His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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