OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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