I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
The best revenge is premature balding
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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