my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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