everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
worst night to have a conscience
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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