But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
