I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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