To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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