Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Just high enough for therapy.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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