question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
40s are totally the cure
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
