Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Small penises have feelings too.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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