I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize