I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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