Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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