Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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