Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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