one word: firstdatebathroomanal
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
why is half of my head shaved?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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