i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
sarcasm needs its own font
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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