break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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