i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
