I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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