census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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