I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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