dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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