are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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