Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
