is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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