Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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