I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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