beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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